摘要：我们家住在梧桐山腰的专家楼，阳台能看到盐田港的万吨轮划出银线。妈妈插腰站在落地窗前，阳光给她描上金边，像极了她救过的炸毛金丝雀。

中文正文

开场白：瞧咱这家子

大家好，我是辰辰（小名小龙），7岁半的深圳梧桐山小学"资深"一年级生——虽然再过三个月就要光荣升级为二年级啦！

这是我的"植物侦探"老爸牛棼（悄悄告诉你，我管他叫"牛粪"），林业大学毕业的苔藓专家，眼镜片上永远沾着梧桐山的蜘蛛网。

这是我那"暴脾气女王"老妈——

（画外音："叫妈妈！再喊老妈就把你种成多肉！"）

花艳丽女士，从村花一路美到生态广场设计师，现在正为没当选"深圳市花"生闷气呢！

关于我的诞生？那可是科学奇迹——

"鲜花插牛粪，结出我这颗聪明豆！"（摘自本人爆款作文《我的家》，转发量打败深圳地铁早高峰人流！）

此刻，妈妈正把我的作文本摔在茶几上，脸颊红过华侨城的簕杜鹃："牛花辰辰！这就是你的杰作？！"

爸爸躲在蕨类标本后面偷笑："比喻很精准嘛，鲜花和营...咳咳..."突然被自己的科学幽默呛到。

我们家住在梧桐山腰的专家楼，阳台能看到盐田港的万吨轮划出银线。妈妈插腰站在落地窗前，阳光给她描上金边，像极了她救过的炸毛金丝雀。

"校长说你是小网红了！"妈妈晃着手机，屏幕里我的作文正被标注《当代童言无忌》。

爸爸的怀表突然弹开，露出我们在仙湖植物园淋成落汤鸡的全家福。

"重写一百篇！"妈妈捏住我的鼻子——就像给受伤小刺猬包扎时的动作，"这次要用第三人称！"

English Version

"Meet the Shenzhen Super Family"

Hi! I'm Chenchen (aka Little Dragon), a 7-year-old "veteran" first-grader at Wutong Mountain Elementary – though I'll level up to second grade in 3 months!

Meet my dad, Niu Fen ("Cow Dung" in my secret diary), a moss detective who can sniff out 300 types of lichen. His glasses always carry spiderwebs from mountain expeditions.

And my "volcano queen" mom—

("Call me Mommy! Or I'll turn you into a bonsai!")

Ms. Hua Yanli, voted prettiest from her village to eco-plaza designer, now sulking for not being named "Shenzhen City Flower."

My origin story? Pure science magic—

"A flower stuck in dung grew this genius bean!" (From my viral essay "My Family", shared more than Shenzhen Metro rush hour passengers!)

Right now, mom's slamming my notebook on the table, cheeks redder than OCT Harbor's bougainvillea: "Niu Hua Chenchen! Is this your masterpiece?!"

Dad stifles laughter behind fern specimens: "Botanically accurate... floral nutrition and... cough..." choked by his own pun.

Our home clings to Wutong Mountain's waist, with a balcony view of Yantian Port's cargo ships drawing silver trails. Mom stands haloed in sunset, looking exactly like the rescued golden songbird she rehabilitated last week.

"You're trending!" She waves her phone showing my essay tagged #HonestKids.

Dad's pocket watch pops open, revealing our drenched family photo at Fairy Lake Botanical Garden.

"Rewrite it 100 times!" Mom pinches my nose—just like when she bandages hedgehogs—"But in third person!"

So now, meet:

Niu Fen: The "Sherlock of Chlorophyll"

Hua Yanli: "Queen of Stray Cats" who gets even grumpy toms to show belly

Niu Hua Chenchen: Your Wutong Mountain tour guide, planting Shenzhen stories in your palm—

来源：小说讲坛