摘要：这里特别想说的是，同学们少刷小红书，太浪费时间。有好意见或好建议，或者觉得有什么不开心的，可以直接登录“我的商大”app，点击“数字金点子”“商大百事通”，或者访问浙江工商大学校网，点击“书记校长信箱”，通过阳光圆桌会活动、学生信箱、鸿云成长岛意见收集箱等途径

近日，浙江工商大学校长王永贵在开学典礼上的“脱口秀”，因“爆梗不断”出圈。

At this year's opening ceremony, Zhejiang Gongshang University (ZJSU) President Wang Yonggui delivered a speech that quickly went viral online for its lively and humorous style.

“浙江工商大学”官微公开的讲话稿显示，王永贵校长提到——

这里特别想说的是，同学们少刷小红书，太浪费时间。有好意见或好建议，或者觉得有什么不开心的，可以直接登录“我的商大”app，点击“数字金点子”“商大百事通”，或者访问浙江工商大学校网，点击“书记校长信箱”，通过阳光圆桌会活动、学生信箱、鸿云成长岛意见收集箱等途径反映。

Wang emphasized that students should spend less time scrolling through social media platforms like RedNote, as it is a major time drain.

同样，王永贵提醒——

在小红书里，还有许多关于浙商大避雷贴士，我观察到有一名自称“安安学姐”的网友讲：

浙商大的重要通知都藏在“隐秘角落”：教务系统、班级群、学院官网……一定要定时查看！曾经有学妹错过交换生报名时间，直接错失留学机会。建议把教务系统添加到手机桌面，设置消息置顶，重要通知第一时间掌握。体测真的不是走过场。

还有“防诈血泪史”：新生入学季是诈骗高发期。冒充辅导员收取班费、兼职刷单诈骗、校园贷陷阱……这些套路我都见过！记住，任何要求转账的信息都要和辅导员核实，天上不会掉馅饼，高薪兼职都是骗人的。遇到可疑情况，第一时间拨打学校安全保卫部电话。

Wang also highlighted online tips from a RedNote user claiming to be a senior student, who warned that important ZJSU announcements are often hidden in "secret corners" like the academic system, class groups, and college websites.

She also cautioned freshmen about common scams — fake fees, fraudulent part-time jobs, and predatory campus loans — and advised verifying money requests with advisors and contacting campus security if anything seems suspicious.

学校数字办和相关职能部门的处长们、同事们能不能百忙拨冗刷一刷小红书，听一听同学们的心声，并及时改进我们的工作？而不是把以学生为中心挂在嘴上，写在文件或报告里？

Wang urged university administrators to browse RedNote, listen to students, and make real-time improvements, rather than just paying lip service to being “student-centered”.

校长的“防水”理论，也引发了不少网友点赞：

大学不仅意味着新起点、新征程，更意味着新使命、新任务、新担当、新生活、新模式、新习惯和新方法。当然，也包括“浙商大避雷避坑指南”，其中最重要的是要学会如何防火、防盗、防诈、防水、防躺平摆烂，这是“五防工程”。其中，特别要“防水”，防“水课”、防“水分”（分数的分），也要防“水师”，还要敢于拒绝躺平摆烂的“水生”。

The principal's "waterproof" theory has gained plenty of online likes: university life is not just a new start, but also new responsibilities, tasks, habits, and methods. The "Anti-Pitfall Guide" for ZJSU, emphasizing the "Five Defenses" against fire, theft, fraud, water, and slacking off. Here, "water" (水, shuǐ) is Chinese slang for something easy, superficial, or low-quality.

Students should watch out for "water courses" (easy or inflated classes), "water scores" (inflated grades), "water instructors" (incompetent teachers), and also have the courage to reject laziness and the "water-born" attitude of slacking off.

在讲话中，校长还分享了盲人在读博士黄莺的奋斗经历。最后，王永贵寄语，“相信只有不畏攀登的采药者，只有不怕巨浪的弄潮儿，才能登上高峰采得仙草，深入水底觅得骊珠。”

Wang further inspired students by sharing the story of Huang Ying, a visually impaired doctoral student, highlighting her perseverance and achievements.

He concluded with a motivational message: "Only those who dare to climb can reach the summit and gather the rarest herbs; only those who brave the waves can dive deep to find hidden treasures."

祝福新同学！

来源：中国日报双语新闻一点号